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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: For The Man...

What would you get for the man who has everything?  You can never really go wrong with a Swiss Army Knife.  1) Men like knifes.  It’s just a fact.  2) Even if it sits in a drawer and gets used... Read...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: MVP Vogting

Why is the sky blue?  Who built Machu Picchu atop the Andies Mountains?  How does Billy Beane keep finding diamonds in the rough?  These are some the most dubious occurrences that have puzzled mankind....

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Pinch Hitting in the AL East (On Time)

Phew…(puff, huff, puff)!  I made it! I am pinch hitting for Mr. Iannone this week and I just made it here “on time”.  Now that I am here, I have some mighty soiled gardening gloves to fill.  I hope...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: Cano, Can’t?

AL West Headlines The return of Prince.  Prince Fielder has regained his perch among first round fantasy baseball contributors.  After a one year sabbatical in 2014 that saw him set career lows in GP,...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: Busts and Busts

I think we can all agree that we like a good bust.  But, when that bust is on our fantasy roster, it’s another story.  I will highlight some of the biggest busts in the AL West through the first two......

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: A New Frontier

After covering the AL West for the past three months, I am now shifting half of my focus over the NL West while MLFS transitions into football.  This is a new frontier for me, so I am going to start...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: Putting a...

Nobody likes a know-it-all.  That guy is right up there with the “one upper” and the “&#$@ block” as the dude you want to punch right in the throat.  Sometimes I come off as a know-it-all, so I...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: Young Joc...

Oh, to be young.  And to be a jock.  But to be this Young Joc….. I gotta say, I am pissed to not own any shares of Joc Pederson this year.  After closely following his minor league career and seeing......

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” AL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: A Tale of...

Throwback.* After kicking my own butt a couple of weeks ago in my AL West column, I thought it would be fun (for me, obviously) to gloat a little bit about a player who I touted as the greatest hit......

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL West Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: Out With The...

Since I last embellished my NL West ramblings two weeks ago, the San Francisco Giants rotation received a 40% remodeling.  It’s nice to remodel for the sake of updating style, modernizing technology,...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Western Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: (Fantasy)...

Not that it means anything in our fake game, but I enjoy taking stock in my fantasy roster at the All-Star break each season and seeing how many real life All-Stars I have been able to accumulate on my...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Western Fantasy Baseball Manifest Destiny: I Won’t Let...

  With crunch time here, there is no time to wait two weeks to give you guys pertinent info on the AL and NL West divisions.  I will be combining the divisions the rest of the way to give you... Read...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL Takeover: Using The Wire To “Finish” The Competition

In this week’s installment of “Joe Talkin’ To Me”, I am throwing another curveball at you.  No, it is not quite as nasty as Noah Syndergaard’s 75 MPH “hook from hell”.  It is simply a geographical and...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL Takeover: What Happens in Coors, Stays in Coors;...

After covering the AL and NL West all season and not getting to write a word about the Marvelous Mets Threesome of The Dark Knight, The DeGrominator, and Thor, I was going to write a self-serving...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL Takeover: Super-Power Pitching Pack

As the season winds down, I want to take this opportunity to write about, arguably, the best young rotation we have seen.  We can all spout off some of the most formidable rotations that we can...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL Takeover: Fantasy’s Biggest Difference Makers

With the regular season closing-bell bearing down on us like a pack of teenage girls backstage at a Backstreet Boys concert (they are still popular, right?), I have given you all the advice I can.  At...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” NL Takeover: What To Look Forward To If Your Fantasy...

After six months, or a half-year, of rankings, drafts, injuries, drops/adds, and day-after-day of grueling lineup decisions, the end is near. I have given as much advice as I possibly could,...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Don’t Get Caught in The Middle: Top 30 Fantasy 2B and...

In fantasy baseball, one of the most frustrating things you can try to do is procure solid statistics from your 2B and SS positions.  In this post-steroid era of MLB, the production at the positions is...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Don’t Get Caught in The Middle: Top 30 Fantasy 2B and...

Last week we covered some of the middle infielders you might be sifting through late in your draft if you whiff early at 2B or SS.  We saw steady veterans, one-hit wonders trying to repeat, youngsters...

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“Joe Talkin’ To Me?!” Don’t Get Caught in The Middle: Top 30 Fantasy 2B and SS

After toiling in the bowels of the middle-infield rankings, and analyzing the guys who can be great for your fantasy squad or free agents by late April, we will take a look at the cream of the...

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